she was born on june 1, 1974    i was born on june 15, 1974  /  she writes her own songs   i write parodies of her own songs

she let dave coulier hump her   i lust for the same kind of man  /  she is angry towards christianity    i am angry towards mock religions (not limited to islam)

she likes to offend conventionality    i like to offend progressives / she worked with view askew   i talked to dante about my script

she is well-known now because of madonna's blond ambition  /  i was well-known in school for the same reason